Headcanon: They’re in the pool and Maura is floating on her back
"what a- oh Jane, no"
"this wasn’t even funny the first ti-"
"DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN"
*something aggressively pinching Maura’s butt underwater*
and Maura is just like rolling her eyes determined not to react in any way because this happens every freaking time she’s just trying to relax in here